All about Clay

Well, it's about time I told you about Clay. It doesn't get much better than Clay. He's for sure, one of my favs. I mean , I wasn't lucky enough to get him to be my date for Retro Prom, but still he was sweet enough to take a couple pictures with me. Look how excited I am! Let me give you just a taste of the stud that is Clay...

• He's super smart (especially about really obtuse trivia)
• And he's ohso funny
  
• And he's amazing at karaoke
• And he's a fabuloso dancer
• And let's just say he looks INCREDIBLE in polyester - and let's face it, not many men do.

All in all, I heart Clay. In fact, I wish I could get jars of him. I mean, if they sold jars of Clay, I'd buy them by the dozen.

I must be dreaming of Clay in this photo!

Errrrggggghhhh! Clay with the other woman! That hussy, thinking she can woo him
with that blue eye shadow!