09 March 2008

Only toe deep

Well, I can't quite explain what is compelling me to write this, because honestly I don't really have much to blog about. I wouldn't say life has been boring at all, but I guess I just haven't been inspired. But, here's the thing...it seems like the last several posts have been a bit heavy. Kind of deep, and honestly pretty sad. I just hate for all 3 of you to be faced with seeing that "sad news" every time you come visit. It was and continues to be sad news, and although I am so grateful for your prayers for Cyd's family and also for my mom, I feel like we could all use something a little less deep for a change. Of course, this is where I got my lame attempt at being clever in my title, "Only toe deep." When I come up with stuff like that I'm amazed that I can ever talk about more than poptarts or something else as base. What am I saying? I'm not sure. How about this joke I heard on Prarie Home Companion today...

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
















(wait for it, wait for it...)

He got a little behind in his work!

Oh my goodness, how sad is it that I find that absolutely funny! I can hear some of you saying, ewwwww and a few more of you just moaning because it's so corny. Man, how I love corny.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed. Also I laughed at the fact that you wrote expired instead of inspired...go reread your post:) yep the english teacher in me.
Love ya!
Jen

Michawn said...

I also laughed, out loud. And, I too laughed about the 'expired' thing. Did you say that on purpose? Funny either way.

LOVED the corny joke. I like corny too. Miss you girl. When are you coming down?

Rebecca said...

Thanks Jen! And no, Michawn, I didn't say that on purpose...I guess it's just proof that I had no real inspiration!

Here's another one I almost posted, but didn't want to offend anybody...but if you're reading the comments, then really your're asking for it.

WHY DON'T CANNIBALS EAT DIVORCED WOMEN?

THEY'RE BITTER.

Anonymous said...

Friend...I love your corny, expired self!!! Sorry I haven't called back. No good reason, lots of excuses!

I'll call soon. I have news!

Much love,
Monica

Greg & Kim said...

Thanks for the reason to smile! Needed it at work today!

rindy said...

Love it! I miss your corny self. It always made my corny self laugh. Turkey needs more corny people...it's a little heavy over here! Come back!! :-)